I can’t think of anything I can write about fairly quickly, so here’s a picture of an angry banana.
The banana’s ANGRY!!!
Well, there you go! Happy-
No. You are NOT calling this an adequate fluff.
Wha?
This is way too short. Go out there, and find more content.
Even though you likely won’t like what I come up with?
Hey, you wrote the post. And if you don’t get the wordcount up to at least 200, I’m writing the post.
…Fine. Just give me a few minutes.
Bwahaha! Some way of possibly getting to post again! Hmm, now what will I write about when the Webmaster fails? Ancient Spring traditions of my home? Magic rituals…? Oh, the possibili-
I’m back, and I have content!
If you don’t write it, it didn’t happen.
Well, you’re in luck, because without further ado:
The Top Ten Responses to “You are given an Angry Banana: How do you respond?” (Part 1)
- Eat it. This seems obvious. After all, if you eat it, it will no longer be angry.
- Study it. Why is the banana angry? Were its parents mean to it as a child? Is it suffering from disillusionment about the egocentricity of the political atmosphere of the current world?
- Plant it in the ground. Maybe it will sprout more. Then maybe you can have a whole army of angry bananas!
- Walk away slowly. After all, what might an angry banana come up with to do to you? You never can tell.
Oh, look! I’m at about 250 words. I guess I’ll make this a two-part post! Thank you Fluffy!
…Blast. I mean, you’re welcome.
Maybe some day there will be actual content on this blog again…
Well, happy Thursday, folks! Tune in tomorrow for the 2nd half of the The Top Ten Responses to “You are given an Angry Banana: How do you respond?”