Today, I read this article about chickens. You might want to check it out.
Ok, back yet? Isn’t that interesting? I had no idea that chickens ate egg shells… Or eggs, or chicken… That’s just bizarre.
Although that does bring me to a random question. If “we are what we eat”, doesn’t that make us all cannibals?
What?
Yes. If Cannibalism is eating “what you are”, then you are, by definition, eating what you will be, which means that you’re eating what you are, which means that we are all cannibals.
… Yes, Webmaster. Whatever you say.
What? Really?
No. I was just trying to get you to stop this post before anything more awkward came up.
Says the person who objected to Pride and Prejudice…
Anyways, happy Wednesday, everyone! I hope your week has been going well.