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Greetings, Fluffsters! Happy Sunday!
Today, I’m going to be talking to you about:
What to do with the random pair of socks you find in your purse.
Ok. There’s got to be a story behind that one.
…What? Not everyone keeps a pair of socks in their purse?
Clearly not, by merit of the fact that the socks are “randomly” there.
It wouldn’t be random if they’re usually there.
Oh. Good point. Unless the socks themselves were randomly colored…?
No. So, what’s with the pair of socks in your purse?
Actually, I’m not entirely sure why I put them there this time.
This time?!
Yeah! I don’t know why they’re there this time. I don’t even remember putting them there!
Just to clarify… This is all hypothetical, isn’t it?
You don’t just randomly keep socks in your purse?
…
Anyways, here are some things you can do wi-
You’re serious?
Brassicae, why me? WHY?!
As I was saying, here are some things to do with your pair of socks!
5) Brainstorm how they got there. Did they come from the gap in the space-time continuum, and avoid getting eaten by the interdimensional rabid penguins of doom? Did they come from the black hole found in all dryers that suck away miscellaneous socks? Where? (If you figure out, do let me know?)
4) Sock puppets! Instant entertainment! Find other random junk to make faces, put on your hands, and voila! Instant sock puppet-age!
3) See how long it takes for them to start molding in your purse. Of course, that would probably end up smelling bad. And probably ruin the inside of your purse. But it is something you can do with socks!
What is it with you and mold?
2) Wear them. Assuming they aren’t part of your mold collection, of course. Because that would just be gross otherwise.
1) Write a blog post about them. And then talk about things you can do with them.
…
You were serious.
Yup! I found a random pair of socks in my purse, and I’m not sure how they got here this time. So, fluffsters, any recommendations? Or thoughts on how they got there?
And happy Sunday! I hope you have a wonderful week!