I am extremely offended.
Oh?
Words cannot express how offended I am.
Is there any particular reason for it today?
Yes. Someone has persuaded people that sleeping is an art.
…And that’s offensive how, exactly?
It’s a human performance they’re considering art. And there’s no script. Or any talent. It’s not real ACTING!
Ah. So this is the actress in you being offended?
What do you mean, “The actress within me”? I am the actress within me!
Ah. Right.
So, are you more offended that someone’s actually doing this? Or just that she is actually well known on this world?
I am not going to dignify that with a response.
Anyways, Happy Monday! Have a good week.