Category Archives: real world

D&D and Rubber Ducks

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I apparently have ducks on the mind. (Sometimes literally. They like to sit.)

And I guess there’s one advantage of the Photobombers just following me around. They’re actually surprisingly trainable. And so, I got to play in a game last night where we used some of the ninja-ducks (and others) as the figurines. (Which was particularly helpful when we were using hiding things and such.)

It was fun.

And here’s photographic evidence. I’m assuming they made it into the photo.

DUCKS as figurines!

We were confronting a cyclops. Or something.

I used the phrase “favorite culinary monstrosity”

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I was having lunch with friends, and weird foods came up. And so somehow, I ended up using the phrase “favorite culinary monstrosity” with regards to my Zombie Brain Jello that I made.

I’m actually fairly happy with that phrase, and may need to keep it. And after all, isn’t it pretty perfect?

What types of weird phrases have you used recently?

Solving a Rubix Cube while Juggling is a thing.

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A few days ago, somebody either broke a guinness world record, or created a new one. Not sure which.

Regardless, it involved juggling. And solving not just one, but three rubix cubes. While juggling them.

It’s impressive.

Enjoy!

https://www.facebook.com/GuinnessWorldRecords/videos/10155886352479032/

Two Completely* unrelated (*maybe related) facts!

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Over this past weekend, I learned some Fun Facts!

First, electric stoves with a coil component? The coil component can come out, as can the drip-tray underneath, which allows easier cleaning.

And also, it turns out that milk can unexpectedly WAAAY expand when it boils.

what about you? Did you learn anything interesting?

Someplace named a salt machine with song lyrics

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I have decided I like Doncaster County. I don’t know where it is, but I like it anyway.

They apparently have a tradition of naming road machinery with designedly silly names. And late last year, they added “Gritsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Anti-Slip Machiney”.

So, yeah. I’ve decided I like the county.

How’s your day going?

Make hotel coffee at home in 4 easy steps!

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So. Discovery of the day: Assuming you’ve met certain preconditions, you too can make cheap irritating hotel coffee at home!

Here’s how.

a) Stay at a hotel with a mini coffee pot. NOT a keurig. This step is essential.

2) Take the provided coffee grounds home. Preferably still in their bag, not loose. Just to clarify.

third) Brew at home. Yup. Just like usual. (Assuming you have a small coffee pot as well, though.

Last: Drink, and consider your terrible life choices. WHY DID I DO THIS. HOTEL COFFEE IS TERRIBLE. WHYYYYYY?!?!?!?!–

–Hello.

The Webmaster seems to have gone into full “meltdown” mode.

In lieu of her usual greeting, I will instead fill in.

I hope you have a nice day, filled with not-terrible coffee.