Category Archives: real world

CHEERFUL 2017 Celebrity “News!”

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Hello!

So, I’m very happy to be continuing to start off the year with some fairly light-weight, absolute fluff about celebrities.

It turns out that Benedict Cumberbatch (Sherlock, in the series Sherlock for those of you who didn’t remember) is related to the author of the original Sherlock Holmes. According to various sources, they’re 16th cousins, twice removed.

And they were related to royalty.

So, yep.

In related news as well, the new series of Sherlock is finally here! So, go watch. When you can. (I don’t have a link for you, and I haven’t seen it yet. But, it’s probably good. After all, SHERLOCK!)

Have a great day!

Sewing a gift closed was easier than taping it

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MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

So. My brother-in-law comes from a family where it’s apparently tradition to include prank gifts. I found this out last year, when he gave me a rubber chicken. (“It’s better to have a rubber chicken and not need one, than to need a rubber chicken and not have one!”)

Anyway. My gift for him (alas) is not up to those standards, as it’s almost something that people might want for themselves. (No, I”m not posting what it is. I know he won’t read this before he opens. But still. Principles. I have them. Ish.)

One of the features of the prank present is that it’s ridiculous to open. So, I’d originally planned in basically wrapping the thing in tape. I couldn’t find that much tape, though, so I ended up sewing it shut.

Yes, it was easier for me to find a needle and thread and to sew crepe paper shut, than to find more tape.

Priorities. I have them.

Anyway.

Again, Merry Christmas! I hope you have a great one.

It’s WINTER!

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Hi!

As some of you may know, Winter Solstice was yesterday. And the Steam Winter Sale supposedly starts sometime today. So, HAPPY WINTER!!

I personally think it’s one of the *coolest* seasons.

In honor of the season, I’m going to share a song that Fluffy shared last year: “Blow, Blow thou winter wind.” It’s lovely, and seasonal.

So, yep! I hope you have a lovely Winter!

I spend more on apples when they’re cheap…

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Hi!

I have decided. I have a love-hate relationship with Apple Season.

(By that, I do mean the fruit. Not the technology. In case you were wondering.)

You see, I really, really like apples as a snack food. But they are expensive when they’re out of season. So, I often don’t get them then.

But it’s now apple season, and has been apple season for a few months. And I’ve been spending so much on apples. And then, there are good deals on really good apples. So, even if I have some at home, I have trouble resisting the allure of the Good Deal, so I get more.

All that to say… I spend a lot more on apples when they’re inexpensive.

Hooray for saving money…?

Anyway. Have a lovely Saturday!

“Holiday Hole”

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Greetings, readers!

Last Friday, as some of you are probably aware, was “Black Friday” in the United States. A number of companies provided fairly sizeable discounts, or interesting opportunities.

Others provided satire. For example, there was the opportunity to essentially throw one’s money down a hole. That is, a particular company provided the opportunity for people to support digging a hole. The hole became larger as donations increased.

There was no purpose for the hole.

I found it rather amusing, and also a bit depressing that people would, actually, throw money down a hole like this.

I hope your Monday is not as wasteful.

Disappointment Island Exists

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Greetings, readers!

I recently became aware of the fact that your world has an island named “Disappointment Island.” I do not know what the poor landmass did to deserve such a name, but I thought it rather… amusing.

I hope you have a non-disappointment-filled Sunday.

Silly mind-game I play with myself and a water pitcher

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Hi!

So, I’ve recently been noticing a silly little mind-trick I play on myself, and I’m now sharing it.

Background. I have a water-filter-pitcher-thingie. (Camelbak, in case you were curious.) (I especially have it for water for making coffee, but that’s mostly beside the point at the moment.)

This water pitcher filters water fairly quickly. It also has a limit on how much it’s supposed to hold. So, on the back of the pitcher, there are two lines. The top line is about where the cap is supposed to be. The bottom line (about a 1/2 inch below the top) is where you’re supposed to turn the sink off if you’re filling it up from the sink. (It’s a nice, fast filter system with a reservoir in the lid or something like that.)

Recently, for various reasons, I’ve been using a large measuring cup thingy to fill the pitcher. (Alright, it’s because I’m often filling the pitcher at around the same time I’ve got dishes soaking in the sink. What can I say? Timings overlap!) With that said, though, it makes it a bit harder to turn off the sink at the right time. I mean, I still need to stop pouring, which is close to the same thing, but it is slightly different. And here’s how.

I can go really fast with the measuring cup. (Faster than the sink, in fact.)

And this is where the mind-game silliness comes in.

So, you’re supposed to stop the water-flow when the waterline gets up to the lowest bar, right? And that’s fine for the pitcher? Well, I’ve started kinda really speeding up the water-flow when I’m almost to the bottom line. Because as long as I stop by the time I gt there, it won’t overfill, right? Even if I’m technically putting in twice as much water. I stopped at the line, after all!

So, yeah. Fortunately I haven’t broken my pitcher, but I’ve definitely (slightly) overfilled it from this reason…

Mind games. They’re trippy.

Anyway. Have a lovely Thursday!

Elves may be to blame for Iceland troubles.

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Hello!

So, September was apparently interesting for somewhere in Iceland. At least, it was interesting enough to blame some disasters on Elves. I’m not even making this up, it’s from a New York Times article.

I hope they have nothing to do with the rainbow conspiracy.

Whatever happens, I hope you stay safe from the elves.

I said something I wouldn’t have expected

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Hello!

So, this happened in a conversation today: “I should probably leave, but your bookcase is too comfortable.”

And I was serious.

It really was quite comfortable. It’s a nice metal-sided one (so it was pleasantly cool), and it was tall, flat, and smooth. So basically, it was the perfect thing to lean against.

Anyway. Happy Saturday!

Recent Record-breaking Lightning!

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Hello!

Apparently, just within the past couple of days, two world records relating to lightning were broken. One was how long a lightning bolt lasts. The other was the distance covered. The new record is now over 200 MILES LONG. That’s… pretty long.

So, yep. Have a lovely day!