Category Archives: ANIMALS!

One Minute of OWLS!

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Hi!

Somebody on Facebook shared this, and I thought it was perfect for today’s fluff post. It’s a lot of cute owls, in a minute-long video. (No need to turn the sound on.)

Enjoy!

Best of Owls in 1 minutes

Best of Owls in 1 minutes

Posted by FantasticWorld on Wednesday, May 31, 2017

“Kitty Convict” Project from “Exploding Kittens”

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Greetings, readers!

Last night, I encountered a rather amusing project. It is called the “Kitty Convict” project, created by the game “Exploding Kittens“.

The basic idea is to encourage the return of lost indoor cats. It is worth reading.

I hope you have a good Tuesday.

I found a Hidden Wildlife!

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Hi!

Yesterday, I was outside. And I found a hidden wildlife, and was able to take a picture!

Can you spot him? (Click for a bigger version of the image.)

Hidden Squirrel on a root.

Hidden Wildlife!

I’ll give you a hint: He’s a squirrel.

And if you need another: He’s in the bottom third.

Have a lovely day!

Totally Adorable Comic for your Saturday

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Hi!

Somebody on Facebook shared a link to an absolutely adorable comic. It’s about the life of a budgie. (Budgies are a type of parrot/parakeet/something.)

And it’s a totally worthwhile Saturday activity to read it through from the beginning. (There are only about 30 so far.).

So, yep! Have a lovely Day!

You too can now poke a unicorn in the eye to de-stress!

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Hello!

I am not going to ask. I am not going to ask. I am NOT going to as-

You ok there, Fluffy?

I am NOT going to ask about that title. Really. I am NOT.

Ah.

Well, that’s fine! I’m going to explain it anyway.

…GAH!

GOOD BYE FOR TODAY!

…Ok! Bye!

Anyway.

Somebody on Facebook shared a video of how to make a unicorn decompress balloon thingy. And part of the instruction video included poking the thing where the eye had been painted.

It’s actually kinda pretty. Go watch it. And then make one. And if poking the unicorn in the eye helps you de-stress, enjoy the de-stressful-ness!

https://www.facebook.com/PopSugarBeauty/videos/10155814902799863/

Have a lovely day!

The Giraffe Finally Gave Birth

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Hi!

So, remember how over a month ago, I posted about April, a pregnant giraffe that people were obsessing over?

And there was a live feed and text alerts and everything for this giraffe and her pregnancy?

Well, the giraffe finally gave birth on Saturday.

Yep. That only took… forever.

And yes, the live feed is still happening. For a while, anyway.

Have a lovely Monday!

My Dog STILL likes Lumpy Places

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Hi!

So, I confirmed tonight that my dog still really prefers lumpy places to sleep.

You see, there was a towel laid out nicely(ish) on the couch. She (naturally) decided to paw at it, however, to get it as comfortable as possible. (I’m assuming. She doesn’t actually speak to me in a way I can understand…)

And yes. The end result was lumpy.

It’s still cute.

Anyway, happy Friday!

Lumpy place to sleep.

Awww, lumpies!

“My Name Is Cow” Poem

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Hi!

So, yesterday, I was just introduced to a Poem Sensation that started in January. It’s called “My Name Is Cow.”

The poem originated on Reddit, in response to a response to someone asking health inspectors what the worst health-code violation was. Apparently, there was one person whose relative had an old 18th century style castle restauranty thing, and while the health inspector was there, a cow somehow got loose and started licking the bread.

A poem was written in celebration of this glorious event.

I’ve included screenshots, of both the original post and the poem.

Enjoy!

Original post and poem.

Perks of living in a castle…?

My name is cow poem.

“I lik the bred”