About Fluffy McGiggles

Greetings, reader! I am Fluffy McGiggles. In my world, I was an actress of the strongest sort, the melodramatic sort. Recently, I find myself confined to this... website, as its anthrompomorphization and personality. The Webmaster and I have a bit of a dispute as to how this should be run. The Webmaster can change anything I do, but I can also change anything the Webmaster does. However, the Webmaster can also delete me at will. So that means I'm temporarily behaving myself. This is my own choice, however, contrary to anything The Webmaster may say. So, don't blame me for the over-the-topness of the website. You have been warned.

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Turkey comes in Fabric, now

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Greetings, readers!

I am continuing the emphasis on Thanksgiving and turkeys. After all, Thanksgiving in the Untied States is on Thursday.

Today’s is more a commentary on something being sold. I cannot quite decide if it is intentionally seasonal or not. It is, and I quote, “Golden Harvest Metallic Turkeys” fabric. I believe that part of what is confusing me with this is the metallic nature of this fabric.

Metallic Turkey Fabric

I am not entirely sure how it is metallic. I am also not entirely sure how on earth it would be used. It seems as though it would make a rather gauche tablecloth, for instance.

However, it does fit the theme.

What are your thoughts, readers?

Possible Validation for Eating Turkey

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Greetings, readers!

As you are aware, Thanksgiving is fast approaching the United States. Roast turkey, as mentioned yesterday, is common.

I will be intrigued to find out if inconvenient wild turkeys are ever used; it seems like it would be a logical source.

Regardless, stay safe from wild turkeys.

Have a lovely Monday.

“Turkey Recipe”

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Greetings, readers!

From what I understand, Thanksgiving happens this week in America. According to what I have found, traditional food includes roast turkey.

I recently encountered a rather, ah, remarkable YouTube video pertaining to roasting a turkey.

It may not quite be up to Rube Goldberg standards, but it is fairly close.

Have a lovely Sunday..

The “Ender’s Game” Short Story

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Greetings, readers!

I bid you a happy Friday.

As you may be considering what to do with your weekend, I will propose a favorite short story: “Ender’s Game” by Orson Scott Card.

I realize there is also a novel of the same name by the same author. However, he wrote this one first. It is more streamlined, and very effectively written.

I hope you enjoy. Have a lovely Friday.

Conflicted about Kazoos

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Greetings, readers!

A friend of Total Fluff sent a rather interesting YouTube video. It involves Kazoos and videogame music.

I am feeling a touch conflicted about this. On the one hand, it is kazoo and videogame music. On the other hand, it is really well done musically. I do not know how to combine these facts to minimize cognitive dissonance.

Regardless, I hope you enjoy.

There is now a Beauty and the Beast Trailer

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Greetings, readers.

I am pleased to let you know that there is now a trailer for the upcoming Beauty and the Beast live-action remake. It looks like the CGI is going to be rather amazing. And yes, I do realize the irony of that statement. It is true, however.

Enjoy.

“Summary” of Lord of the Rings

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Greetings, readers!

There is still no 1,000th from the Webmaster, and so I am continuing.

Today’s is a rather droll “summary” of Lord of the Rings. It is written with the thought that students who use it for papers about Lord of the Rings will get the “grades they deserve.” It is rather well written, especially for any fans of the book.

Enjoy, and have a lovely Monday.

More Dog Ridiculousness: Sweet Potatoes

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Greetings, readers!

Around the same time that I was introduced to “Dogs in Elk”, I was also directed to a story about a dog and sweet potatoes. It is written in an incredibly engaging style, that anyone who has had a pet can relate to.

(As a note: It does contain some “adult” language. Reader discretion is advised.)

I hope you have a lovely Sunday.