Monthly Archives: April 2018

There is a list of state foods.

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Greetings, readers!

I recently discovered a Wikipedia list of “state foods”. I believe these are foods that the state (from the USA) wants associated with them.

There are a few things I found particularly amusing. First, California’s state fruit is the Avocado. Second, Mississippi’s only state food listed is its cookie: the Butter Cookie. Similarly, Missouri only has a State Dessert of “ice cream cone”.

Texas, by contrast, has 11 categories. These categories include both “state pepper”, and “state native pepper.” (Emphasis added.)

If you are feeling particularly interested, it is worth exploring!

Enjoy.

I almost got free Chinese Food!

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Hi!

So, this happened a couple days ago…:

Scene: I am at home, alone. There is a knock on the door.

I answer it.

A pleasant fellow is outside, holding a plastic bag filled with Chinese take-out containers. He tries to hand the bag to me.

“Delivery!”

“Nope!”

*Confused pause.*

Me, thinking: is somebody pranking me? But I just had dinner!

Him: Is this (Number that sounds like mine.)

Me: *pauses for a moment, thinking. Realize he’s off by 100.*

Me: Nope. *Tells him his mistake*

Him: *apologizes, leaves*

In related news, given that’s about the most “exciting” thing that’s happened recently, I apparently need a life.

How are you doing?

VERY impressive Water Balloon footage

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Greetings, readers!

I recently encountered some extraordinary video footage pertaining to water balloons: Somebody used a slow-motion capture setting to examine the physics.

Enjoy.

https://www.facebook.com/LegendaryShots/videos/10156427894642022/

Teach a Chair to Knit!

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Hi!

Somebody created a rocking chair that knits.

Seriously. You thread the chair, you sit in the chair, you rock, and a hat gets knitted while you rock.

I have no clue whether or not something made through that process qualifies as “hand made”, but it’s still a fun use of technology!

More information can be found here.

Enjoy!

Who wants to wear a dead fish?

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Hi!

Some. people.

I recently found out that somebody decided that Dead Fish slippers were a good idea. (Don’t worry- they only look like a dead fish. They aren’t actually made from dead fish. As far as I can tell.

They are available, of course, from Amazon.

If you get any, tell me whether or not they’re comfortable?