Greetings, readers!

Apparently on your world, there has been at least one attempt to make text-messaging a bit “classier”. Their attempts to do so involved (trying to) text all in rhyming couplet.

Although the meter fails spectacularly for some of them (“That’s a good place to read this tale; / Would you care for an Ad Astra ale?” comes to my mind…), some are also very well done. (“It was our pleasure being hosts. / Next time, though, we’ll have more toasts.” was intuitive from my perspective.)

I “encourage you to check them out.// If one you like, then give a shout.”

Or just comment below. I do not intend to actually use rhyming couplets to speak.