Monthly Archives: August 2014

Cute Way of Measuring Owls

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Hi, fluffsters! Happy Thursday!

I saw a really cute article today. It includes pictures of fluffy owls turned into semi-burritos (birditos?) with the use of a towel so that they can be measured. Seriously, it is adorable. You should check it out…

I hope the rest of your week goes well!

I now want to move to Liechtenstein

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Hi, Fluffsters!

So, I read a great article that really makes me want to go to Liechtenstein. (Gosh, I’m so thankful for the copy and paste capabilities of computers. I would not have wanted to need to spell Liechtenstein from memory.)

So… Why do you think it is a good idea to move to a country whose name you cannot spell?

Because it’s small! And friendly looking! And THEY HAVE ROYALTY! And the royal family has the entire country over to their back yard for beer every year!

…I suppose I cannot argue with that kind of logic.

Ha! I knew you’d agree with me.

I never said that. I merely said I could not argue with that logic.

Well, happy Wednesday, everyone!

Silly Thing I Just Did

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Hallo, Fluffsters!

I just did something really silly. Well, by “just”, I mean “about 90 minutes ago.” I brought my laptop, still attached to its power chord, into a different location. Then I went to get something else, and totally didn’t realize that I had forgotten to plug the power chord in. So I’ve been sitting here with my computer “plugged in” to nothing, and now the battery’s going down a bit.

So I’m going to wrap this up… Have a nice Tuesday!

A Pointless Palindrome.

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Greetings, readers.

Your world is a bit bizarre. In reality, where else would you find a 17,259 word palindrome of absolute gibberish? Granted, I have not read the entire thing- I got bored. Similarly, I have not actually confirmed its length. Regardless, though, why write something like this?

On that note, I bid you a cheerful Monday.

A Cat held a family hostage.

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Greetings, readers.

In the category of “Fluffy Animals”, I am posting this link, even though it happened some days ago. For, you see, a few days ago, a cat held a family hostage inside their house. I am not making this up. The family called the police to get the cat to let them out of the house.

Quick Wolf-Sketch Work In Progress

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Hi, Fluffsters! Happy Saturday!

Last night, I started work on a little wolf sketch. I think it’s kinda cute, and definitely looks a bit fluffy, so I’m going to upload it.

A wolf sketch the Webmaster made on her computer

I sketched this digitally. I’m pretty happy.

Yes, I know the fog looks a little silly. It’s primarily there because I can’t get leg anatomy right for wolves. At least, not yet. Actually, I just can’t get leg anatomy right, no matter what creature… with the possible exception of a smiley face.

No. That does not count as an exception.

Yeah, ok. So, I’m bad at anatomy. But I still am happy with how this little wolf is working out so far!

Further Evidence Artsy Should be Banned from Home Design

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Greetings, readers.

I have recently concluded that “artsiness” has minimal place in functionality considerations for home decor. For the first point, please refresh your memories about the completely useless, but quite artsy “new door design.” For the second point, please consider these (fortunately deliberately) useless, obnoxious items imagined by an artist.

I think my points speak for themselves. I hope you have a good weekend.

I’m “Ticked”

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Hiya, Fluffsters!

So, the other day, I got a new analog watch, for very inexpensive so I like it. (It’s the simple things- good deals make me happy.)

Anyway, I pretty much like this watch. But it does tick. More to the point, it ticks at different times from the clocks around the house. And there’s nothing really I can do about it.

But it’s still a nice watch.

So, happy Thursday!

Cutest Duckling Slide EVER.

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Hiya, Fluffsters!

So, I saw this video on Facebook, and found it again on YouTube so I could share it with you. It is, and I kid you not, an adorable duckling slide.

Watch it. It’ll be about the fluffiest, cutest, adorablest 30 seconds of these next 32 seconds. (See what I did there?)

I mean, seriously. Ducklings. Going. Down. A. Waterslide. How do you get anything cuter than that?

Maybe use proper punctuation?

Oh, hush.

And clearly, the ducklings love it. Otherwise, why would they keep going up to slide down again? (Unless they’re really, REALLY unintelligent.) But I think it’s that they like it.

And on that fluffy note, happy Wednesday!

A New Type of Fluff I’d Not “Herd” Of!

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Hi, Fluffsters!

Apparently, there is a type of fluff that I’d not even been aware of. A cross between a goat and a sheep. This is referred to as a Geep. A new little one (is it a kid? A lamb? a Kamb?) was recently born in an Arizona petting zoo.

As of yet, I have not heard about the spinability of its fleece.

But aren’t they cute?

Anywho, happy Tuesday!