You know one of the things I miss the most about home? (Besides real content, that is?)
No… Do I want-
-My pet Peeves.
What? Why do you miss your pet peeves? Aren’t most people glad to leave them?
But she was so cute!
What? I think I’m missing something. Just to clarify, what are you missing?
My pet. Peeves the Horpady.
You named your pet Peeves?
Yup.
And what do Horpadies look like, anyways?
This:
Horpady Sketch
Well, sort of. Clearly, I don’t do the thing justice.
Interesting looking animal. Not quite what I expected from your description…
Well, they are a lot cuter in person. But yeah, Peeves liked to ride around on my shoulder. She was the sweetest.
Sketch of a Horpady on a shoulder
Again, not the best representation. But it gets the size across.
I can totally understand missing a pet. The pets I grew up with are back with my parents. I’m not there.
But I’ll get to see them soon.
And who knows? Maybe you’ll still be able to see Peeves again.
That would be nice. I missing playing pranks on my brother. Did I mention that you can train Horpadies to be the most annoying things in the world?
No. You didn’t. Maybe it’s just as well Peeves isn’t with you… I don’t know if I could deal with two annoying entities in the website!
Ooh, great idea! I hadn’t even considered trying to bring Peeves or another Horpady here! Thank you Webmaster!
Dangit. I’m going to regret this, aren’t I?
If it works, most definitely.
Anyways, thank you for reading! Happy Friday, everyone!